Wish List
Jun. 6, 2013 @ 5:15 PM _
I hate you.
you love me.
May. 14, 2013 @ 3:40 AM _
Happens to me all the time.
I’ve made the last 3 guys I’ve dated watch Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and 500 Days of Summer because I know this is a thing.
Dylan. Dylan.
May. 7, 2013 @ 2:42 AM _
I reached my ask limit so:
Need me to unzip your files?
I wish you were Broadband, so I could get high-speed access.
Baby, I know my chemistry, and you’ve got one significant figure.
Did you cast a DoT Fire Spell? Because you’ve been burning me up all day.
How about we go home and engage in some simple harmonic motion.
I have 243 bones in my body, but I’d like another.
What do you say I take my flag to your base and score?
Assimilate me baby, resistance is futile.
and now I’m done.
Apr. 26, 2013 @ 12:08 AM _
sageoflogic replied to your post: Stinkbrain and I have been watching Justice League
WHY WOULD HE DENY YOU THE PENIS
he obviously hates me.
Nov. 27, 2012 @ 12:35 PM _
Julie made me Portal Cookies!
Remember that time that I made really sad looking cookies?
But they were filled with LOVE!
(Source: millennialsentinel)
Oct. 23, 2012 @ 10:38 AM _
sageoflogic replied to your post: Tmi Tuesday anyone?
K. “How much do you want to bang me?”
oh Dylan, you know the amount of want I have to bang you is too vast to attempt to put in words.
Sep. 8, 2012 @ 11:31 AM _
I WIN
