Oct. 16, 2014 @ 11:55 PM _

Shout out to my $5 derby shorts 🍑

Shout out to my $5 derby shorts 🍑

Oct. 16, 2014 @ 11:22 PM _

Elbow Pads arrived!

Elbow Pads arrived!

Oct. 15, 2014 @ 10:45 PM _

The Valkyries are up to 300 members!

Derby shorts are totally appropriate as pants.

bewarethevalkyries

Oct. 13, 2014 @ 3:52 PM _

Practiced skating yesterday. Went well until I tried to go inside and take off the gear… Then I fell on my butt and pulled down the curtains…

Oct. 11, 2014 @ 7:46 PM _

deewrecksmalls painted a helmet for me for derby and found/gifted brand new skates!

All I need now is pads, a mouth guard, insurance, and to not be terrible!!

Oct. 10, 2014 @ 10:45 PM _

New Batman Dress!

New Batman Dress!

Oct. 4, 2014 @ 4:44 PM _

So my cleavage looks amazing today.

So my cleavage looks amazing today.

Sep. 30, 2014 @ 10:25 PM _

I saved these coke cans for like two months so we could take this picture on our anniversary, because I’m a loser.

Sep. 30, 2014 @ 10:20 PM _

Dinner around a fire. (at Lagerheads Va Beach Oceanfront)

I had us take a picture with last year’s anniversary picture.

Dinner around a fire. (at Lagerheads Va Beach Oceanfront)

I had us take a picture with last year’s anniversary picture.

Sep. 30, 2014 @ 2:09 PM _

Pancakes bigger than your head! (at Astronomical Pancake House)

Pancakes bigger than your head! (at Astronomical Pancake House)